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Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.

me: *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala*
me: ew
dad: what?
me: is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car.
dad: you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger
me: what year was the model?
dad: uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was
me: i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway.
dad: i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it.
me: why didn't you?
dad: he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember.
me: that sucks.
dad: come to think of it, i didn't see him much
me: why not?
dad: i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot.
me: what was his name?
dad: john.
5 hours ago on May 24th | J | 45,272 notes

lupequijada:

yelyahwilliams:

hellogiggles:

Alien head dumplings at Tokyo Disney Sea. They are mochi filled with ice cream. Each one is a different flavor!

Holy balls

😱😱😱😱

7 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 25,708 notes

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

8 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 88,026 notes
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
8 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 158,668 notes
felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:


There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.


Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:


There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

8 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 30,298 notes

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

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8 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 84,354 notes


THIS FUCKING PERSON IS GOLDEN
ALL OF THE AWARDS.

THIS FUCKING PERSON IS GOLDEN

ALL OF THE AWARDS.

8 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 173,715 notes
tyleroakley:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

BOOM.

tyleroakley:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

BOOM.

8 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 205,379 notes
cass-you-ass:

welcome-to—purgatory:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

the-apple-pie-was-worth-it:

WAIT WAIT, JUST FUCKING WAIT. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS FALL I WILL GET TO WATCH THE SHIELD TV SHOW AT 8 AND THEN SUPERNATURAL AT 9?!?!?! I think Tuesday’s may become my favorite day of the week.

Sam wouldn’t agree with you

They probably made this decision in the heat of the moment

cass-you-ass:

welcome-to—purgatory:

destiel-is-superwholocked:

the-apple-pie-was-worth-it:

WAIT WAIT, JUST FUCKING WAIT. ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS FALL I WILL GET TO WATCH THE SHIELD TV SHOW AT 8 AND THEN SUPERNATURAL AT 9?!?!?! I think Tuesday’s may become my favorite day of the week.

Sam wouldn’t agree with you

They probably made this decision in the heat of the moment

8 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 12,116 notes
pyreclaws:

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

swiggity swag

pyreclaws:

awwww-cute:

The cat’s in the bag

swiggity swag

8 hours ago on May 23rd | J | 22,728 notes